Good Golf Jokes

Posted on July 7th, 2008 by admin

Do you have any good golf jokes?

Thought this was funny and wanted to share.

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

“It’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut,” Ed said to his lady friend. “I eat, sleep, and breathe golf, so if that’s a problem, you’d better say so now.”

Dorothy responded, “If we’re being honest with each other, here goes…I’m a hooker.”

“I see,” Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.”

This guy has just completed a rough divorce and decided he would like to play a relaxing round of golf. While waiting on the first tee, he saw the two-some in front of him throw something shiny in the trash. After they got halfway down the fairway, the guy reached into the trash and pulled out a golden bowl. He rubbed it to get the dirt off and a genie popped out. The genie told the guy that he would grant him 3 wishes, under the circumstances that his worst enemy would get double what he wished for. The guy said he wanted a lamborghini. The genie reassured him that his ex-wife would get two of them. The guy had no hesitation and said he didnt care if his ex had two, as long as he had one for himself. Poof! The genie said there was a lamborghini in his driveway. The man’s next wish was $1 million in the back of his lamborghini. The genie reassured him that his wife would have $2 million. The guy didn’t care and told the genie to fulfill his wish. For the guy’s final wish, he thought long and hard. He handed the genie his 6-iron and said calmly, “beat me half to death.”

Golf Joke: 6 Iron